Friday, April 28, 2006

Differentiate Back And Kidney Pain

La Rosa 's Bombs

Marsa Alam, Egypt. Great location next to the crystal Red Sea coral reefs populated by colorful fish fantastic, rooms directly on a sandy beach, swimming pools, tennis courts, bar on the beach, grassland English incredibly green and manicured with luxuriant hedges of fresh flowers in the desert, and many other amenities'.
Among the nice fellow travelers of various types, eta 'and backgrounds, they stood one: the plastic surgeon.

For a week the poor (oh my God, poor ...) and 'umbrella from attorinato sciuri was in shorts who asked him a thousand questions, to which the patient responded (for once the patient was him) sciorniando techniques, chilling details splatter, psychological consequences, especially prices of all types of cosmetic surgery: just "filler" of botox under his eyes, until the total drainage of all types of stomach, by pulling up your ass you drop your calves, not to mention 'adjustment of cheeks, noses and lips, to the more 'classical operations, the Milan-San Remo rejuvenation of the female, the Fifth of Beethoven's scalpel, the sex appeal of Stairway to Heaven: the new roof.

The topic was facilitated by the presence in Egypt of a group holidays healthy carrier of boobs a few months before the surgeon said, reluctantly became the living mannequin to which other related, holding her up to their husbands: "Did you see the Laura's boobs? Have you seen how they are on? Belle true? Five thousand euro. A tit. "

The surgeon told me himself that he can figure out what kind of couple in front of the first date. If he has the face of that, just out, will tell you ', "forget it, it is not doing anything', and 'her husband. If you have the enthusiastic expression, and adds things like "but, yeah, come on, already 'well you're doing that ...", and' lover.

Grace would love the new boobs do not already 'to make themselves more' attractive to her husband (do not worry, the whole repertoire of "but if you're so beautiful 'and derived from the time I played), but only in order to buy some summer dresses that with that kind of tit WOULD BE at best. I mean he does not want a breast more 'prosperous, just want a hanger.
€ 10,000 for a hanger.

The discovery of the week, Grace, and 'was an artificial mini-souk shops, which immediately 'became his favorite and everyday. Accomplice to the infectious attitude of great concord between people who have local shopkeepers, and Grace 'became the best friend Abdul, who sells rings and pendants, Zaccaria, which sells scented oils and essences, Hassan, sandals and pashminas, Ahmed, pendants , bracelets and stuff like that.
Zaccaria, the more 'Paraculo of all, sets out a list of targeted therapeutic oils to each illness is typical of Italian sciuri: one for the neck, one for the airframe, bronchitis, cagotto, headache, menstrual pain , insect bites, sunburn. Grace has trimmed a little bottle of hair oil made especially for that very kind of them hair ', in addition to seeds of cardamom, cumin, myrrh (the gold and frankincense and myrrh) and other gadgets peddled useless for cooking ingredients or air fresheners.
"What are you doing with cardamom, sorry?" "Risotto." Ah, yes, the famous rice with cardamom.
But the masterpiece 'was "The Rose of Egypt." That is not 'a rose, and' a piece of gnarled branches and dried, that the wise Zechariah recommended to put in water for three days, changing the water every day, and we would see sprout the wonderful fragrant white flowers that last one year.
Back in Italy, put the rose in water, after a week no flowers, wood rot, stink, threw away the rose. After purchasing

of shoes, shirts and various trinkets which culminated in a game of hand-colored glass cups, loooong nice, but too small for you, 'too large for the vodka, in fact unnecessary, Grace gave the best of' buying a pack most Italian of sunscreen. Not sure why 'its stock was sold out (the kids are back in Italy for white overprotection spread to 80 layers), but because', she said, "In Italy this format is not."

Luckily you and 'realized too late that boarding the return flight at the airport stood out the insidious threat boutique "Golden Pyramid Jewellery!.

"Look, the rings are beautiful!"

"Honey, are embarking on, it's up to us, hurry up!"

fiuu ....

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

What Famous Quotes Did Deborahsampson Say

Egypt Egypt' s Spring Break

I had planned a nice post to narrate the exploits of Grace struggling with the holiday Egyptian queen of shops selling trinkets and around the desert by camel. Then yesterday came the news of the terrorist attacks in Dahab, and I passed the desire. We returned from three days to a land where there are only rocks, sand and poverty, but where tourism is growing at the edge of that wonderful sea manages to make so many families live better.
We were in Marsa Alam, a lot more 'to the south of Dahab. In a place built with great taste and in just 6 months of 2000 workers. Ants as fast as those who built the pyramids thousands of years ago. Labour picked up among young gi Aswan, many of whom are currently employed them 'and similar places. The average salary of a worker is 12 € per month. A guy who works the front desk, in a situation of extreme privilege only for being in a clean, air conditioned and neatly dressed, he told us that comes to about € 40 per month. With one quarter of the Egyptian pound, equivalent to 4 euro cents, a family can buy 5 loaves. When the two leave the euro as a tip you have solved a week.
Hassan, the boy who served us tea 'in the tent under the stars, he greeted us smiling because he went home to find his wife and child born to 20 days, which can eat and have a house because he prepares you 'to tourists, a six-hour drive from his home.
bombs in Dahab, Sharm El Sheik as those of last year, may result in serious crisis in this system. Where we went we were almost all Italians and Germans. A holiday in Dahab were mainly Egyptians. Is to say that we should not let fear win, that in Egypt you have to go anyway, because hotels and villages everything is checked (yesterday's bombs were put in a market in the center of a country) and why on the roads Large-capacity is a checkpoint every 500 meters. But if the massacre of Dahab had happened a few days before our departure, I wonder if we would be leaving. For the moment there is only silence and prayer for those who was on vacation yesterday and now suddenly is among the thousands of stars in that sky. Salaam Alaykum.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Can You Make Pumpkin Essential Oils



Grace has a problem: the rental of children are too long. Between elections, Easter, April 25 bridges and several Italian children between the boxes are there nearly a month.
But unlike the majority of Italian mothers, of everything that 'notice when dates are approaching, Grace had planned everything months ago, calendar in hand, and you and' organized. Of course without telling me.

The days before the election date was a carousel of activities' aimed at the small sbolognare left and right in time for use by his pilates and stretching: Ale to play with a friend, Henry swam accompanied by the mother of another, a lunch with a friend, the other party to a girlfriend. Of course, Grace is not 'think it's advantage, and gladly returned the courtesy, and then I had to bring all to soccer practice and then make up 5 to eat ice cream.

Although Easter I would have only a day off, Grace has booked a week in the Egyptian seaside resort where they are already 'gone with our friends. "It 's beautiful, beautiful to look at this picture, and then it does not cost much, give me about the check that I have to go to the agency to pay." The return and
'provided the right day before the long weekend of April 25, Grace decided to go to sea in Liguria. He arrives and immediately starts again for another 4 days, and the problem of children and 'resolved. Oh, we could not let them stay mica to breathe the air of Milan, these poor people.

Tomorrow morning we leave at dawn. Grace called me to tell me now that I have to go get the kids to the park while you poor thing has to stop to pack. Then, given its concentration on the question suitcases, I'll 'pick up the laundry and also fix the mess left by workers who, today, I finally came to fit the shoe antique wood carved and painted by hand we have been waiting a year, but that was late in coming. Thailand.

We feel after Egypt, friends.