Thursday, December 22, 2005

Orthodontics Causing Tmj

The Pharmacy

After nearly ten years of marriage I finally figured out just now, what 's the favorite store of Grace.

Our loyal readers think perhaps to a shoe store, the bags, designer jewelry?
Or maybe the food and luxury where 'home? No, friends, you're off-road, and about the road, follow the story.

At a recent "bridge", Grace decides unilaterally that the whole family will go 'visiting my in-laws in the sunny Puglia.
830 miles by car I suggest breaking it in two with a stop in the middle 'street in a charming small hotel that already' know, to spend the night. No way, says Grace, becomes totally a drag. And the children? With a couple of stops for gasoline, pee, 'and dinner at roadside restaurants resist them too. Okay, 'we leave, "But stop for a moment that I must withdraw pharmacy goccine of homeopathic that I ordered. "Ok.

the first stop Grace asks," I forgot to buy towels, there will be 'a pharmacy? ".

500 miles later he began to experience disturbances among women" ... that you can not understand. However, and 'all because of this trip so' long, all those hours sitting in the car ....". The fact that I had proposed to break the journey in two and 'forgotten. With my cell phone to a friend (Grace a friend for any kind of discomfort) that promptly reels off a list of names of miraculous medicines. The fact that the friend is not a doctor but rather 'a housewife from San Severo not matter. Grace notes and called his sister to ask her of go to the pharmacy to buy them all.

The next morning, as a result of a series of telephone consultations with his Grace homeopath pro-east, the acupuncturist, the obstetrician and pediatrician are sent to buy vitamins, supplements, soaps and intimate. "Where?" "Come on, do not you remember? That nice pharmacy, large end of the road."
In fact, more 'than a pharmacy, it appears a supermarket trolleys, benches divided by categories, shoes, and biscuits gluten-free pasta, panettone, perfumes, homeopathy, teas of all kinds, children's playground. And 'the kingdom of Grace. Here's his favorite store. Where there is 'a pharmacy, they' Grace is security and psychological protection.

But beware, his relationship with the pharmacies and not 'loyal to one. And 'quite similar to the noble micro-credit operations that are taking place to develop the activities' in the Third World. She supports all pharmacies. And its' a patient and constant intervention "to rain", which aims to satisfy each of the distributors of medicines and remedies of all kinds, from chemical to natural.

The 'sorts goccine here aspirin, yet the other antibiotics, and almost all trips, whether from home from the bar, they are interrupted by a quick visit to the pharmacy on the way to buy something.

returned to Milan after the days of visiting family, half an hour from the gate of arrival Grace asks: "Can we arrive at half past six?" 'Cause, honey? "Why 'I left it at home of my children's toothbrushes, and I would not want me shut the pharmacy ...".

If you imagine a Christmas gift for Grace, now you know where to go. And best wishes to all.