After becoming the queen Curma, and the best customer of the eastern Liguria, Grace lacked the conquest of the coast more 'expensive in Italy.
Complice the invitation of some friends, we are left to spend the long weekend of June 2 mica at a friend's house or a hotel whatsoever, but' at the historical Grand Hotel Principe In Piedmont, recently reopened after two years of massive restructuring, which entails a bold price hikes.
Accommodation: suite room with sea view consists of two single beds and a half each canopy, balcony real children's room, two plasma TVs, a bathroom as big as a studio equipped with a thirty towels, and large walk-in closet ("You know to get there in our wardrobe 'door?", will say' that little of spandimerda my son to a boyfriend on the beach).
The facilities of the hotel:
"Objective Wellbeing: health and beauty center as well as guided tours of saunas, steam baths and" facials ", offers a program of massages with names like" Connective tissue massage "" massage gallura honey "and" massage chocolat ", in addition to proposals such as blatantly dirty" 4 hands massage. "
"pillow menu" at the request of the customer, three different lines of cushions on which to sleep, the "ergonomic" with pillows to latex anatomical, until the "line bioaromatica" which offers a pillow that releases essential oils of lavender and pink, a mint and geranium, and a sandal, to the beautiful " bioenergetics line "that offers creative peak as the" pillow-static fiber copper, which prolongs life and explain how it helps the brain to function better.
And finally, a sumptuous buffet breakfast in the sight of which my children, armed with saucer, say in unison, "I take everything I like, mix strawberries, salami, croissants and pieces of watermelon, corn drowned in the juice of tomato and mozzarella floating in the cappuccino.
But the best is yet to come.
Our friends give us an appointment at the beach "Lido", run by a couple of billionaires, he, Viareggio, she Venezuela, for which the management of the establishment "and 'just a hobby." In reality 'landlords are half and half Florida Venezuela, live six months a year in Miami, and among other properties' real estate have a castle that stands right there,' in front of us, in the middle of the promenade of Viareggio . "But '- she confides in Grace - I know that we sell. What are we to make of two thousand square feet on five floors?". Gia ', I say, but who the fuck you sell a mammatrone like that? "Well - the Venezuelan responds nonchalantly - to anyone willing € 8 million to spend. "Grace looks at me as if to say" And you, beggar, do not you take on? "
The" Lido "and ', by day, a" bath "attended only by members pitches, no poor people rent an umbrella for the day, just get used to 'those who pay 5/10.000 € per season, umbrellas, "tend" and I lay wide apart, with customers complaining of the phones of his neighbors, others who do not want to be "harbor view" but prefer the "gulf view" when the sun would be enough to move to resolve, and one in particular that early in the season shows them 'with the psychic who directs the tent feng shui in order to get the right vibrations.
the evening, you transformed into a refined seafood restaurant on the terrace, with widespread Musichini Guidance soul jazz (Lauryn Hill unplugged, Incognito, Digable Planets, Joss Stone, and of course Kenny G.).
course, three days lunch and dinner always there ', except one dinner in the woods "in what friends describe us as" a dive ", but in reality' is so hardy as expensive. During the day I
Grace regularly loosen the little children to find out all the shops along the promenade. "I have to book the hairdresser," said the Venezuelan, who is organizing the trip to New York where he will go 'to find relatives in their Park Avenue penthouse. "Look - she says - go to Massimiliano. It 's a bit more' expensive than others, but 'the most' good '. And so Grace you sling by Maximilian, while the children throw themselves into the sea, buried in the sand the camera, take the old ladies football.
Children: Alex falls for a rich girl, Tiziana, who do not shit. Henry and 'gasatissimo the idea that the president Moratti and Inter national coach Lippi dress a few meters away.
short, all three won by the Versilia, for next season, I offer three alternatives:
1) pass the 'whole summer in the wonderful Grand Hotel 2) rent a house in Viareggio 3) buying a home in Viareggio.
Why 'as gloss Grace: "A weekend so', regenerates you."
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